Geeks I’d Like to… Browse NSFW Photos With

Shout out to the Sexy Geek Flickr group! Allowing sexy geeks to strut their stuff onscreen.

Loving this funky punk rock astronaut photo (taken/posted by Travis, who retains all rights)

Geek I’d Like to… Eat Healthier With… Naked

After just three episodes of his new television series promoting a “food revolution” here in the States (after his campaign to bring healthy, cost-efficient meals to the UK), it’s official. I have a geek girl crush on  Naked Chef Jamie Oliver.

His inspiring TED award speech in March proved he could hold his own among the geeks. His latest show that he’s not just a food porn, he’s a healthy food hero.

Jamie, I’d eat healthy with you in the buff anytime you’d like.

Geek I’d Like to… Talk Politics With

It’s official, I have a crush on Rachel Maddow. And why not, she’s smart, feisty and unapologetically geeky.

Photo: Roger Erickson (Out.com's Gay 100, 2008)

Former Rhodes scholar and gay rights activist, this sexy geek is currently kicking ass nightly on MSNBC. She tweets, podcasts and has many, many fans online. Oh and she holds a PhD in politics from Oxford. Rachel, I’ll talk politics with you whenever you want.

Top Five Valentine’s Day Presents for your Sexy Geek Guy or Gal

Here’s my five Favorite Valentine’s Day presents for your sexy geek guy or gal:

1. Geeky Valentine’s Day Cards that say I <3 you:

With you, life is in all CAPS card on pop+shorty

You are the CSS to my HTML card on pop+shorty

2. Unisex Undies with a Sexy Robot on his/her Bootie:

Robo-undies from aleloop’s etsy store

3. Dirty Darth Vader T-shirt (Star Wars +Sexy)

Peek into the Darkside t-shirt design from  SplitReason.com – I wonder if it works on sexy Darth Vader?

4. His/Her Game Controller T-shirt

From Russia, with pervy love. Costs 1290 rubles (approx. $42 USD) for both the men’s and women’s versions.
(photos c/o LikeCool)

5. Sexy Geek Jewelry

All girls, even geek girls, appreciate jewelry for Valentine’s Day. Here are some geeky ways to show your love:

Silver <3 Necklace from Sweet Tooth Designs

8-bit Computer love ring from idlehandsdesigns’s etsy shop

Pink bottle cap <3 Necklace from ctrlaltdeviant’s etsy shop

Love a Geek Scrabble Necklace from wickedlymodpendants’ etsy shop

Vote for the Sexiest Geek of All

It’s that time again — time for the annual Sexiest Geek contest, sponsored by Wired magazine. Cast your vote or nominate your favorite geek today.

Who will be the Sexiest Geek of 2009? Voting ends soon — at 12:01 p.m. PST Jan. 4 — so vote quickly!

Geeks I’d like to… Stare at Year Round

December's a reader... Reddit Calendar Girl

Just in time to round out your holiday shopping, the ladies of the tech-social news community/website Reddit have put together a sexy (and geeky) calendar.

Available at the xkcd store, 50% of the profits go to the charity of your choice (from a list of 6 charities voted on from the featured ladies). All 14 of the lovely ladies included are sexy and worthy of each and every geek fight on Reddit.

Geek I’d Like to… Read Poetry While Battling Orcs in a Sauna With

 

Viggo Mortensen at the Festival de Venise, taken by Nicogenin

 

I’ve argued about whether or not Viggo Mortensen is geeky enough to qualify as a “Sexy Geek”, so I’ve laid out the facts:

1. Has purchased several of the horses he’s ridden in movies (and published a book about them)
2. Operates his own publishing house (Perceval Press) where he has been known to publish his own poetry, photography and paintings
3. He was freakin’ Aragorn

Ok, so he is also outstandingly good looking. And ruggedly handsome. And a poet. And this one time in a movie, he fought off the Russian mob naked in a sauna in what Roger Ebert called “a benchmark”. A benchmark for sexiness perhaps.

Viggo, I’d fight naked while waxing poetic with you anytime.

Geek I’d Like to… do Fake Science With

Jonathan Coulton makes geek rock sexy (photo by Dale May)

Jonathan Coulton is not your average folk singer, aside from being a very talented singer/songwriter (and damn sexy), he also has an incredibly smart brain I want to eat with a spoon.

Known affectionately as JoCo to his fans, he first achieved Internet fame with his Thing a Week project, where he released a new song every week for a year where he solidified his Geek Rock King for Life with Code Monkey, a song that explores the life of an externally grumpy software engineer with a “big warm fuzzy secret heart”. Geek girls around the globe exclaimed in unison “YES! Geeks ARE sexy!”

All of the songs he’s written are licensed Creative Commons by-nc and many are available to download for free. I’ve been to a few of his live shows and the crowd rapidly degenerates into a geeky sing-along with robots, monkeys and evil scientists. Plus he wrote a catchy song about the Mandelbrot Set.

Math songs that are sexy? JoCo, you can explain badass fractals to me anyday.

Geek I’d Like to… Imagine the Future With

Brian Vaughan's secret smile (photo: Vertigo)

In between writing some of the most brilliantly smart comic books around, Brian K. Vaughan was also one of the key writers on the geeky-creepy TV show Lost. His series Y: The Last Man, created with Pia Guerra, invisions a post-gender apocolypse world that still remains sexy.

Brian, I’ll imagine sexy futures with you anytime.

Geek I’d Like to … Do Math Homework With

Danica McKellar does Math

Although Winnie never got to second base with Kevin on The Wonder Years, Danica McKeller was clearly paying attention to the “Geeks are Sexy” rule. In addition to her acting career, she found time to get a Math degree from UCLA and also penned two sexily titled math books:  Math Doesn’t Suck (2007) and Kiss My Math (2008). Both books encourage middle school girls to enjoy math. Sexy and sassy!

So Danica… I’ve got this trigonometry problem… wanna help?